For some inelegant reason, probably designed for companies larger and more sophisticated than mine that use exciting inventions such as voicemail (and not a cheap ansaphone), the phone sitting on our desks have big red lights on the top. Presumably these are to tell us we have messages, for which we do not have the facility.
For some reason mine is always on, flashing off briefly once every 4 seconds or so.
It's driving me slowly mad. And I have no apparent way of getting rid of it.
That is all.