I say gentleman, this 2006 is turning out to be a rum cove and no mistake.
I am in Victorian gentlemen mood tonight.
No plans for the evening. Maybe I'll roughly take one of the servants on the parque.
More news from the daily penny gazette as it reaches the street urchins...
Thomas Hardy live on the Wessex Tonight sofa.
Tenny. Silly hat wearer of the year. The big jessie.
R L Stevenson. Pissed again and can't find his flat key.
William Gladstone. I used to be Prime Minister, you know.
Disreali. Owner of the world's most unsuitable telephone. Bit shifty.
Darwin. Deconstructed the bible and basis of entire Western theological philosophy so he could get a shag. Not sure it worked.