Okay. Yes. So I still haven't got around to telling you what I've been doing with MAPS, COMPUTER GAMES and, er, LARGE FERRIS WHEELS (readers of Time Out London can probably piece this together with no further help).
But everyone must read this post by Doris, for reasons thusly:
a) It's very funny.
b) It dovetails neatly into my weekend of panic.
c) It contains the line 'Parking Reserved for Vicar at All Time'.
Fabulous. Just fabulous.