Colleague One: "This music is so bad. It's so dreary."
Colleague Two: "Yeah. It's like the piped-in stuff I was forced to listen to all day when I worked at Tie Rack."
Colleague One: "Tie Rack. That sounds like a middle-eastern dictatorship. Tyraq."
Colleague Two, placing a hand on Colleague One's arm: "Oh the stories I could tell you of when the staff from McDonald's overthrew our overlords for us... "