Right. Madly rushing around today getting m'arse back home and sorting last minute things out. Ironing. IRONING!?
So, here's Lovely Lucy Mangan with a well-timed piece on Christmas Eve.
ARGH DON'T CRASH SAFARI YOU BASTARD.
Right. Calm. Little Book of Calm....
When next you hear from me, I shall be reporting live from the remote parental unit. We hope.