Last night, as we were watching the kick off of the new series of The Apprentice (top line thinking reveals that Margaret Mountford has become increasingly fabulous and chic over the last four runs of the programme. Sir Alan appears to have lost weight.), I sneezed several times in quick succession and became a bit bunged up.
I thought nothing of this until my flatmate turned to me, with a look on his face indicating he has thought about this before, and said:
”You’re not allergic to red wine, are you..?”
My world, bloggers, is crumbling before my eyes....