I'm sorry, what? What??
Are they actually kidding me? What reality are the authors of this report living in?
Answer: a very enclosed, sealed-off and blinkered reality based in certain parts of Westminster, it seems.
Can we not just swear at the Queen, as normal? Why do we have to swear allegiance to anything at all? And if we do, surely it should be something we can all really get behind, like the X Factor or Song for Europe...