Bugger the eclipse - more unusual portents are upon us.
I find myself in total agreement with Katie "Jordan" Price. I never expected this situation to occur.
These are strange times. I fully expect a shower of incapacitated amphibians at any moment. Or someone to telephone me and tell me they have three quarters of a pineapple.
All my planets are out of sync.
Take heed of the signs, my friends. Take heed...