Here's fun, japers.
The School of Life are running an aphorism competition.
I think my favourite from the submitted entries so far is:
"Now is the winter of our dishcloth tent." (Elliott Cooper)
None of them are quite as good as some of the stuff that gets bandied around the office though:
“I like the flipchart. It’s like the gateway to creativity.”
“How do you play badminton if you’re blind..?”
“Does anyone know of any kitten looking for a home, that might have mentioned that it would like to come and live with me?”