No, nothing like that behind this blog-door, thank you.*
This kind of Cok.
(c/o Bertie Deane.)**
* Mind you, let's not rule anything out once we open the festive sherry, what?
** What do you mean, "I'm just raiding my Twitter favourites for stuff to bung up on the internets?" This is carefully selected, hand-crafted blog material from the finest purveyors, I shall have you know. Quality posts, honestly priced.***
*** IE, free.****
**** I have reached the point where the footnotes are bigger than the post. I think I may be in web-nirvana.