Today's advent contains nothing more than my heartfelt plea to ignore every piece of advice found in this piece.*
Get over this one as well, while you're there.
I'll be stuffing myself silly, until I have sprouts coming out of my ears. Because it's traditional.**
* I know. The DM. Sozza.
** This sounds pretty selfish since there are people starving in the world, I know. But it continues in the vein of my long-running campaign that food is once of the last pleasures humanity has. Enjoy it while you can.